This morning, a couple of Jehovah’s Witnesses just happened to be walking by when I took the dogs out for their morning poop. And they just happened to approach me and tried to catch my attention. We made eye contact and they moved in for the kill; but something caused them to pause and then continue on without addressing me.

I’m guessing it was my t-shirt that has, printed on the front, a fake name tag that looks like this:

This is screenprinted on the t-shirt.